Song - Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
It all began with a simple wreath on the front door.....
And ended with my youngest son's head in a jar......yikes!
Let me tell you what transpired.
There were barfing pumpkins and then......
.....big 'ol pumpkins began to arrive......strangely in pairs!
The table was set with tools, pumpkins, gut containers and carrot-parsnip noses.
So.......we all got to work decapitating, pulling out innards and furrowing our brows trying to think of the very best design........all while sipping some mighty fine wine!
Suddenly it got very quiet........and that's when it happened.......
Everyone entered into..............."the twilight zone"!
We were creating, working and thinking so hard that smoke almost came out of our ears!
As pumpkins became Jack-o-Lanterns......we all began to relax.
Candles were lit and soup was poured.....
we dined until our bellies were filled....perhaps we relaxed a little too much....
Because a sweet Grandma was abducted by a man with a mustache.....
And a cuddly dog was taken by a wild couple in plaid.....
It made all of our hair stand right up on end!!!
As Witches took to riding in the night sky.....
And Goblins came out and frightened us all......
The skull of a dead man arrived just in time....
...to see the Grinch stealing Halloween and.....
Bats flying by.
We had oogly eyes just watching it all....
and laughed at the lovely little white holes and fly fishing ties....
But the worst of the worstest and badder than bad came a.....
....surprise knife to the skull!!!
Boo....
Bwahahahaha....
Happy Halloween one and all!
"When witches go riding
And black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers
'Tis near Halloween."
--Author Unknown
